industrial matte surgical steel. cold, heavy, and completely sterile.
holds exactly 6oz of whatever fluid you use to numb yourself before a 45-minute Q3 performance review.
slim profile engineered to slip perfectly into the interior pocket of a corporate blazer or an oversized tech-vest without boss noticing.
leak-proof threaded cap because we already know your hands shake when your manager pings you on Slack.
do not pull this out during a Zoom meeting. or do, we honestly do not care if you get fired.