heavyweight rugged vintage cotton canvas
M81 style
shoulder bag for....
adjustable heavy duty adjustable strap 
never wash dis you let it gather dirt
one of dem pieces
wear it across da chest
off da shoulder
so versatile 
printed house logo frontal "DCTG™  Sportswear Asshole Maison De Couture"
 
Measurements: 11 inches wide by w10 inches high by 2.5 inches deep.
Weight: Less than a pound